If I ever get a fangirl as my daughter
| Daughter: | I don't think he'll ever notice me... |
| Me: | Don't say that! You never know; it might happen one day |
| Daughter: | How would you know? |
| Me: | Have I ever told you how I met your dad and four uncles? |
| Daugther: | No. |
| Me: | I was in the front row of their concert and got really excited when your daddy and I locked eyes... |
| Husband: | And then she flashed me... |
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| Me: | YOLO |

